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Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.

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Travel Agency 1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,

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Travel State Gov 3. "Visi, Vermini, Vomnui" - I visited, I freaked, I threw up.

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Ata Airlines George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says,

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Time Travel 5. "Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi" - I came, I caught a disease, I ran away."

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